“- Pinocchio: Look! My nose! What's happened?
- The Blue Fairy: Perhaps you haven't been telling the truth, Pinocchio.”

Evelyn Venable - The Blue Fairy
Dickie Jones - Pinocchio

“When he lies, his nose gets big.”

Mel Blanc - Gideon

“There are two kinds of lies: lies that have short legs and lies that have a long nose. And yours are clearly the kind that have the long nose.”

John Sessions - Professor

“- Mickey: [reading Dennis a story] How can a train grow?
- Dennis Mitchell: He eats all his coal and gets plenty of sleep.
- Mickey: And what's the point of reading lies?
- Dennis Mitchell: It teaches kids to eat all their food, and go to bed when they're supposed to.”
Devin Ratray - Mickey
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell

“My doctor totally messes up my nose job. I ask him to make me looked like Gwyneth Paltrow, I get off the surgery table looking life freakin' Shrek.”
Shawn Wayans - Kevin Copeland