“This is all you can eat...we only need one plate.”

Randy Quaid - Cousin Eddie

“- Maître D': Today we have, for appetizers moules marinières, pâté de foie gras, beluga caviar, eggs Benedictine, tart de poireaux, that's leek tart, frogs' legs amandine, or oeufs de caille Richard Shepherd, c’est à dire, little quails' eggs on a bed of puréed mushroom. It's very delicate, very subtle.
- Mr. Creosote: I'll have the lot.”
John Marwood Cleese - Maître D'
Terry Jones - Mr. Creosote

“- Buddy: What's it like?
- Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn't free candy.”

Will Ferrell - Buddy
Ed Asner - Santa

“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”

Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Baloo: Why don't we just settle down for a minute it's gotten late. Too late to travel. So why don't we just have a little honey?
- Bagheera: I don't eat honey.
- Baloo: No problem i'll eat the honey.”
Bill Murray - Baloo
Ben Kingsley - Bagheera