“I'm not doing this because I want to take long showers with you assholes and I don't want to get my head shot off in some far away land because you don't habla, comprende?”
Clint Eastwood - Highway

“A flashlight was a moonbeam. A pen was an ink stick. My mouth was a cum receptacle. A bed was a rack. A wall was a bulkhead. A shirt was a blouse. A tie was still a tie, and a belt a belt. But many other things would never be the same.”
Jake Gyllenhaal - Anthony 'Swoff' Swofford

“- General Castrillon: Our twelve pound cannon arrives tomorrow. Why sacrifice our soldiers trying to take a wall that can be demolished?
- Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana: General Castrillon, what are the lives of soldiers but so many chickens?”
Castulo Guerra - General Castrillon
Emilio Echevarría - Antonio Lopez de Santa Ana

“What, you don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?”
Keenan Wynn - Col. 'Bat' Guano

“- Phil Davis: We wouldn't be any good as generals.
- Major General Thomas F. Waverly: You weren't any good as privates.”
Dean Jagger - Major General Thomas F. Waverly