“You can trust horses. They don't let you down. People always let you down. Especially men.”
Lynn Whitfield - Brandi Web

“- Lloyd Dobler: I'm a guy. I have pride.
- Corey Flood: You're not a guy.
- Lloyd Dobler: I am.
- Corey Flood: No. The world is full of guys. Be a man. Don't be a guy.”
John Cusack - Lloyd Dobler
Lili Taylor - Corey Flood

“- Phil Dawn: I'm not going with you.
- Gloria Swenson: Hey; I got no time to play games with you, kid.
- Phil Dawn: I am the man. I am the man. I am the man, do you hear me? I am the man! I am the man! Not you, you're not the man! Do you hear me? I'll do anything I can. I am the man!”
John Adames - Phil Dawn
Gena Rowlands - Gloria Swenson

“Guys love it when you can show them you're better than they are at something they love.”

Amy Poehler - Leslie Knope

“The only thing a man's got is his family and his pride. That's all he's got.”
Ice-T - King James