“- Jack Crow: You ever seen a vampire?
- Father Adam Guiteau: No, I haven't.
- Jack Crow: No... Well first of all, they're not romantic.”
James Woods - Jack Crow
Tim Guinee - Father Adam Guiteau

“Let me just ask you one thing - after 600 years, how's that dick workin', pretty good?”

James Woods - Jack Crow

“- Nico: I never knew vampires could do sex.
- Dallas: That's a myth. With a good commercial lubricant we could go for hours.”
Natasha Gregson Wagner - Nico
Casper Van Dien - Dallas

“- Blade: There are worse things out tonight than vampires.
- Karen: Like what?
- Blade: Like me.”
Wesley Snipes - Blade
N'Bushe Wright - Karen

“I was born a vampire, as was every other member of this house. But you Frost... you were merely turned.”
Udo Kier - Dragonetti