“- Francis MacMillan: Did you exchange your jewels and furs for food at the supermarket?
- Claudia Draper: Now isn't that silly?
- Francis MacMillan: Well, did you?
- Claudia Draper: No.
- Francis MacMillan: Well, then how'd you pay for your food? I assume you didn't live on caviar.”

Robert Webber - Francis MacMillan
Barbra Streisand - Claudia Draper

“Sweetheart, you can't buy the necessities of life with cookies.”
Alan Arkin - Bill

“All this money and these people eat slugs?”
Mary-Kate Olsen - Amanda Lemmon

“- Hot Dog Vendor: No! I'll make it very clear. You slip me the cash, and I'll slip you the weiner.
- Brenda: But I don't have any cash!
- Hot Dog Vendor: Then I don't have a weiner!”
Peter Lavender - Hot Dog Vendor
Penelope Ann Miller - Brenda

“- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Do you have any caviar?
- Waiter: Si señor, Beluga, but it is 80 dollars a portion.
- Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher: Well, then I better just take two portions of that.”
Chevy Chase - Irwin 'Fletch' Fletcher
Nico De Silva - Waiter