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A person with no children says, "Well I just love children", and you say "Why?", and they say, "Because a child is so truthful, that's what I love about 'em, they tell the truth". That's a lie, I've got five of 'em. The only time they tell the truth is if they're having pain.
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(Bill Cosby: Himself)
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