“- Casey Becker: Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie 20 goddamn times!
- Phone Voice: Then you should know that Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees was the original killer. Jason didn't show up until the sequel. I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.”

Drew Barrymore - Casey Becker
Roger Jackson - Phone Voice

“- Frank Corvin: Hawk, this isn't a stripped-down showplane. You've got to do it their way.
- Hawk Hawkins: I don't need a damn computer to tell me how to land an aircraft.
- Roger Hines: It's not an aircraft, Colonel. It's a flying brick, and you've got to use the computer's protocols.”

Clint Eastwood - Frank Corvin
Tommy Lee Jones - Hawk Hawkins
Courtney B. Vance - Roger Hines

“In the event of a water landing, I have been designed to act as a flotation device.”
Brent Spiner - Data

“- Oscar Madison: Okay what do you wanna talk to me about?
- Felix Ungar: Wait until the seat belt light is off.
- Oscar Madison: You can't talk with your seat belt on? Is that some new federal law?”
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison
Jack Lemmon - Felix Ungar

“Everyone has sex on aeroplanes.”
Rufus Sewell - Frank