“I feel so lesbian now.”

Rob Schneider - Jessica

“- Honey Whitlock: Rodney, why do you have to hurt me? Gay men are supposed to be gentle!
- Rodney: That's just it, Honey, I'm not gay. I'm straight and I fucking hate it! Petey loves me and I can't love him back. I tried. I kiss him, and all I feel is whiskers. I can't take that certain thickness in his pants. I'm ashamed of my heterosexuality!”
Melanie Griffith - Honey Whitlock
Jack Noseworthy - Rodney

“- Rayon's Father: I suppose I should thank you for wearing men's clothes and not embarrassing me.
- Rayon: Are you ashamed of me? 'Cause I hadn't realized that.
- Rayon's Father: God help me.
- Rayon: He is helping you. I have AIDS.”
James DuMont - Rayon's Father
Jared Leto - Rayon

“- Georgia Hines: I love you. Why don't we smarten up and marry each other?
- Jimmy Perrino: Because you're an alcoholic and I'm gay. We'd have trouble getting our kids into a good school.”
Marsha Mason - Georgia Hines
James Coco - Jimmy Perrino

“We seem to lose our heads in times like this. We do things together that we'd be mighty ashamed to do by ourselves!”
Henry Fonda - Abraham Lincoln