“Reaganomics, man. That's what this shit is! All them public education cutbacks, now poor white motherfuckers like this can't even read!”
Michael Jai White - Odell Williams

“You know what? I will tell you, I love your country! No more communism, no rules of any kind, really. I'm filling my suitcase with steroids and art from ancient Mesopotamia, ran over an old woman yesterday, best vacation I ever had!”
Steve Carrell - Maxwell Smart

“Must be the evil commies that made me lose my dignity in trying to expose her for the commie she is!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly

“The commies are taking over everything and are lying to everyone about Communism!”
Emmanuelle Chriqui - Dolly

“- Tony Two-Toes: There they are. Commie bastards!
- Little Mike: They're not communists any more, Tony. They're a federation of independent liberated states.
- Tony Two-Toes: Don't make me hurt you, Mikey.”
Joe Viterelli - Tony Two-Toes
Tony Longo - Little Mike