“- Bruce Vail: I'm going to hang it in the royal suite of The Princess Irene.
- Irene Vail: By the neck until it dies?”

Charles Boyer - Bruce Vail

“- Wanda: He's like my third husband, he should rest in peace.
- Oscar Madison: How do you know he's dead? Maybe he's just bluffing.”
Rebecca Schull - Wanda, the Vixen
Walter Matthau - Oscar Madison

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Jason Patric - Michael
Dianne Wiest - Lucy
Corey Haim - Sam
Barnard Hughes - Grandpa

“You tried to capitalize but I caught you, you fuck! Yeah, I can beat you. Not forever, but I've got this cabin rigged to beat you now!”

Devon Sawa - Alex Browning

“- Benji Dunn: Let me guess. Presumed dead?
- Ethan Hunt: Well tonight, I just made it official.”
Simon Pegg - Benji Dunn
Tom Cruise - Ethan Hunt