“We're vampires, we don't put down towels.”
Jemaine Clement - Vladislav

“- Frank Cross: Same old Claire... still trying to save the world.
- Claire Phillips: You still trying to run it?”
Bill Murray - Frank Cross
Karen Allen - Claire Phillips

“It is you, Kay, and you're alive! But what is it, Kay? You seem to be cold, like death. You seem to be Kay, but there's a strange difference. It's almost as if I didn't know you.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Katherine Caldwell: Count Alucard's real name is Count Dracula.
- Frank Stanley: Count Dracula? You mean the Hungarian who's supposed to have become...
- Katherine Caldwell: Don't use that word. We don't like it. Say, rather, that we are undead, immortal.”
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell
Robert Paige - Frank Stanley

“- Frank Stanley: Do you mean you deliberately planned this? You married him so you could become a...
- Katherine Caldwell: So you and I could attain immortality, yes.”

Robert Paige - Frank Stanley
Louise Allbritton - Katherine Caldwell