“Never mind the manoeuvres, just go straight at 'em.”

James D'Arcy - 1st Lt. Tom Pullings

“- Sgt. Botnick: The Romans invented the military cut. You know why?
- Andy Barclay: Why?
- Sgt. Botnick: To keep their hair short, so their enemies couldn't grab a hold of it in battle and slit their throat.”
Andrew Robinson - Sergeant Botnick
Justin Whalin - Andy Barclay

“- Bill: Okay, wait, if we were one of Europe's greatest leaders, and we were stranded in San Dimas for one day, where would we go?
- Bill, Ted: Waterloo!”
Alex Winter - Bill S. Preston
Keanu Reeves - Ted 'Theodore' Logan

“- Elder God #2: The fate of the universe will be decided as it should be...
- Elder God #1: In Mortal Kombat!”
Carolyn Seymour - Elder God #2
Lance LeGault - Elder God #1

“- Jax: Are we really ready to die here?
- Liu Kang: If we die, we will die in battle. Together.”
Lynn "Red" Williams - Jax
Robin Shou - Liu Kang