“- Andy: Lindsay, you've got barbecue all over your face, it's pretty foul.
- Lindsay: Come on it's just BBQ sauce... I wanna make out!”
Paul Rudd - Andy
Elizabeth Banks - Lindsay

“- Boone: Where may I ask, is my coffee? I always start my day with a cup of coffee.
- Omri: Okay, if you're good, I'll make you breakfast.
- Little Bear: Cook? Like a woman! You are a woman!”
Keith David - Boone
Hal Scardino - Omri
Litefoot - Little Bear

“- Marlene 'Marl' Craven: These days a woman can feel incompetent if she doesn't make time for blowjobs and a home-made lasagna.
- Marty Craven: Marlene was never much of a cook.”
Julianne Moore - Marlene Craven
Kevin Skousen - Marty Craven

“Women make the best psychoanalysts until they fall in love. After that they make the best patients.”
Michael Chekhov - Dr. Alexander Brulov

“The mind of a woman in love is operating on the lowest level of the intellect!”
Michael Chekhov - Dr. Alexander Brulov