“- Lampy: You were never this nice to him before, and all of a sudden now you're nice to him all the time, and I don't know. I'm, uh, I'm just trying to understand, trying to figure out what it all means.
- Toaster: Well, it's kind of hard to describe. It's like being next to a new loaf of bread.”

Timothy Stack - Lampy
Deanna Oliver - Toaster

“- Cinderella: I doubt he has any idea how a girl should be treated.
- Prince Christopher: Like a princess, I suppose.
- Cinderella: No, like a person, with kindness and respect.”
Brandy Norwood - Cinderella
Paolo Montalban - Prince Christopher

“We are all programmed to believe that if a guy acts like a total jerk that means he likes you.”
Ginnifer Goodwin - Gigi

“You stood there and let me beat a defenseless woman?”

Fredric March - Wally Cook

“- Stevenson Lowe: What went wrong?
- Lily Marlowe: Max has his faults. There were many women to whom he was not, shall we say, indifferent.”
James Spader - Stevenson Lowe
Maggie Smith - Lily Marlowe