“All my life, I look for a woman I once loved. Almond eyes, and the mouth of a cherub.”
Allan Corduner - Captain

“- D'Artagnan: You are constantly surrounded by beautiful women. Do you love any of them?
- King Louis: Quite frequently, actually.”
Gabriel Byrne - D'Artagnan
Leonardo DiCaprio - King Louis

“It ain't ya booty, it's ya beauty.”
Mike Epps - Day-Day

“I love sluts. Sluts Rock! It's just got to be the right slut.”
Michael Showalter - Coop

“Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps