Don't go out with Italian girls. They're killers. Start saying a "Hail Mary" and see if she moves her lips.
Matt Dillon - Gus

“Let me give you a little advice about women like her. The fuckin' you get, ain't worth the fuckin' you get, okay?”
Arye Gross - Max

“She broke my heart, so I broke her jaw.”
Scott Caan - Tweeter

“You shouldn't block with your face.”

Chris Penn - Travis Brickley

“- Megamaid Guard: What the hell are you doing?
- Lone Starr: The Vulcan neck pinch?
- Megamaid Guard: No, no, no, stupid, you've got it much too high. It's down here where the shoulder meets the neck.
- Lone Starr: [changes hand position] Like this?
- Megamaid Guard: Yeah! [falls to the ground]”
Tom Dreesen - Megamaid Guard
Bill Pullman - Lone Starr