“Hello? Hello? Is there anybody in there? Do you remember me? I'm the one from the registry office.”

Eleanor David - Pink's Wife

“You mean a woman of your culture and money and beauty and money and wealth and money would, would marry that imposter?”

Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“When are you gonna realize that all of this art crap is a fraud? Otherwise, how could the same picture be worth $10 million or zip based on, what, a signature? Rembrandt is priceless. Donovan is worthless. That's not art. That's autographs.”
Jason Patric - Harry Donovan

“- Dr. Bill Perlman: You think I'm a fraud.
- Max Klein: It's been 3 months since the crash, and I haven't thought of you at all.”
John Turturro - Dr. Bill Perlman
Jeff Bridges - Max Klein

“- The Mouse Queen: You insidious fiend.
- Professor Ratigan: What?
- The Mouse Queen: You're not my royal consort!
- Professor Ratigan: Such a sense of humor.
- The Mouse Queen: You're a cheap fraud and impostor!”

Eve Brenner - The Mouse Queen
Vincent Price - Professor Ratigan