“- Jo Christman: We shouldn't be doing this - we're partners.
- Tom Hardy: We should be shot.
- Jo Christman: We should shoot each other.
- Tom Hardy: Too much paperwork.”

Sarah Jessica Parker - Jo Christman
Bruce Willis - Det. Tom Hardy

“Did you get fucked? Because Tommy's made a living out of fucking his partners.”

Robert Pastorelli - Det. Jimmy Detillo

“- Owen Turner: How's your girl, by the way, that sexy thing? She still yelling out my name when you do it?
- Ryan Mitchell: Only when I do it wrong.”
Ice-T - Owen Turner
Costas Mandylor - Ryan Mitchell

“- Ma Beckoff: Friend-friend, or euphemism-friend?
- David: He used to be a euphemism, now he's just a friend.”
Anne Bancroft - Ma Beckoff
Eddie Castrodad - David

“Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.”
Charles Pierce