“- Nick: I don't know how our marriage lasted.
- Deborah: Mutual death wish.”
Woody Allen - Nick
Bette Midler - Deborah

“You're going to have plenty of reasons to hate me. I'm going to show you cards and spades and lying for the next 50 years.”

Fredric March - Wally Cook

“- Phoebe Titus: Are you asking me to marry you?
- Peter Muncie: Around about. Is there still something you don't like about me?
- Phoebe Titus: No, it's not that. If there wasn't something I didn't like about a man, I couldn't stand the sight of him.”
Jean Arthur - Phoebe Titus
William M. Holden - Peter Muncie

“That Internet stuff drifts off like weather. It’s half hate. They don’t mean it. The hate in a marriage, that’s in 3D.”
Kelly Macdonald - Karin Parke

“- Maria: Do you miss your kids?
- Peg: Sure.
- Maria: Do you hate your husband?
- Peg: Absolutely.
- Maria: Would you ever get married again?
- Peg: Of course.”
Adrienne Shelly - Maria Coughlin
Edie Falco - Peg Coughlin