“- Jeff Kohlver: I'm not the monster you think I am. I crossed a line. Just call the cops. I'll turn myself in.
- Hayley Stark: Cute pedophile pleads guilty.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Jeff Kohlver: Those letters are mine.
- Hayley Stark: Nothing's yours when you invite a teenager into your home.”
Patrick Wilson - Jeff Kohlver
Ellen Page - Hayley Stark

“- Paul Biegler: Mr. Paquette, what would you call a man with an insatiable penchant for women?
- Alphonse Paquette: A what?
- Paul Biegler: A penchant... a desire... taste... passion?
- Alphonse Paquette: Well, uh, ladies' man, I guess. Or maybe just a damn fool!”
James Stewart - Paul Biegler
Murray Hamilton - Alphonse Paquette

“- Veronica Loughran: You men make me feel sick. You'll sleep with anything that says yes.
- Dante Hicks: Animal, mineral or vegetable.
- Veronica Loughran: Vegetable, meaning paraplegic.
- Dante Hicks: They put up the least amount of struggle.”
Marilyn Ghigliotti - Veronica
Brian O'Halloran - Dante Hicks

“The first thing that flashed into my gulliver was that I'd like to have her right down there on the floor with the old in-out, real savage.”
Malcom McDowell - Alex (A Clockwork Orange)