“- Kid: I wished for a purple elephant, but now I want a pink elephant!
- Willie: Wish in one hand, shit in the other; see which one fills up first.”
Brett Kelly - Kid
Billy Bob Thornton - Willie

“- Maurice Doyle: Daddy, where's the carriages?
- Desmond Doyle: Santa was a bit strapped for cash this year. Costs a lot of money to feed those elves, you know.”

Hugh McDonagh - Maurice Doyle
Pierce Brosnan - Desmond Doyle

“You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas.”
Macaulay Culkin - Kevin McCallister

“- Harry Lime: What store is going to make the most cash on Christmas Eve that nobody's gonna think to rob?
- Marv Merchants: Candy stores!
- Harry Lime: Nine year-olds rob candy stores, Marv.”
Joe Pesci - Harry Lime
Daniel Stern - Marv Merchants

“Christmas was on its way. Lovely, glorious, beautiful Christmas, upon which the entire kid year revolved.”
Jean Shepherd - Ralphie as an Adult