“One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three! One, two, three! And I don't even miss her, two, three...!”

Albert Brooks - Robert Cole

“- Miss Mabel Chiltern: You are very late!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Have you missed me?
- Miss Mabel Chiltern: Awfully!
- Lord Arthur Goring: Then I am sorry I did not stay away longer. I like being missed.”
Minnie Driver - Miss Mabel Chiltern
Rupert Everett - Lord Arthur Goring

“- Erik Lehnsherr: I know we've had our differences.
- Emma Frost: Where's your telepath friend?
- Erik Lehnsherr: Gone. Left a bit of a gap in my life, if I'm to be honest. I was rather hoping you would fill it. Join us.
- Emma Frost: Erik, I believe.
- Erik Lehnsherr: I prefer Magneto.”

Michael Fassbender - Erik Lensherr
January Jones - Emma Frost

“- Sue: You're gonna have to start deviating. He's breaking up with you.
- Paula: What?
- Sue: The only reason he ever brings girls home to meet us is 'cause he's gettin' ready to dump 'em.”
Kathy Bates - Sue
Sarah Jessica Parker - Paula

“- Jerry Falk: Where's the rifle? I need the rifle. I'm going to blow my brains out!
- Amanda: Oh, don't be so middle class!”

Jason Biggs - Jerry Falk
Christina Ricci - Amanda