“- Martha Phelps: I'm afraid after we're married awhile, a beautiful young girl will come along and you'll forget all about me.
- Wolf J. Flywheel: Don't be silly. I'll write you twice a week.”
Margaret Dumont - Martha Phelps
Groucho Marx - Wolf J. Flywheel

“- Martha Bolton: Why did you and Dick get into a scrape about?
- Wood Hite: Well, he tampered with my daddy's wife while a pork chop burned on the skillet, so I shot him.”
Alison Elliott - Martha Bolton
Jeremy Renner - Wood Hite

“I'm impossible to forget, but I'm hard to remember.”
Kirsten Dunst - Claire Colburn

“So that's it? Just forget about you and me?”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright

“- Monica Wright: What Q man did I forget to kiss your ass like everybody else?
- Quincy McCall: You forgot to be there!”
Sanaa Lathan - Monica Wright
Omar Epps - Quincy McCall