“If it should happen that I don't see you again, it's been very nice knowing you, Miss Breckenridge.”

Victor Moore - Barkley Cooper

“It's all right, children. Life is made up of meetings and partings. That is the way of it. I am sure that we shall never forget Tiny Tim, or this first parting that there was among us.”
Steve Whitmire - Kermit the Frog as Bob Cratchit

“Reap it, Murphy, you son of a bitch.”
Emilio Estevez - William H. 'Billy the Kid' Bonney

“Adios turd nuggets.”
Joel David Moore - J.P.

“- Muriel Heslop: I can't stay married to you, David. I have to stop lying now. I've told so many lies... I don't love you.
- David Van Arkle: I don't love you either, but I think I could like having you around.”
Toni Collette - Muriel Heslop
Daniel Lapaine - David Van Arkle