“Man, that chick has got body karate.”
Phillip Glasser - Max

“Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.”
Tim Meadows - Leon Phelps

“- Brian: Is this our waterfall?
- Jordan: No.
- Brian: It's terrific.
- Jordan: Yeah, it's all right. The name's Mooney, not Monet.”

Tom Cruise - Brian Flanagan
Elisabeth Shue - Jordan Mooney

“- Lando Calrissian: You look absolutely beautiful. You truly belong here with us among the clouds.
- Princess Leia: Thank you.”
Billy Dee Williams - Lando Calrissian
Carrie Fisher - Princess Leia

“- George Peters: Why do you have to look so luminous? I mean, it'd make things so much easier if you woke up with puffy eyes and blotchy skin like everyone else.
- Doris: Guess God thought chubby thighs were enough.”
Alan Alda - George Peters
Ellen Burstyn - Doris