“- Director: Now look, come on, the suit looks great. You look terrific, but I need you to be more... more terrifying! You're a monster.
- Striker: Terrifying.
- Director: I need you to play this with...
- Striker: What? What?
- Director: With truth.”
Michael Deak - Director
Jimmie Walker - Striker

“- Ben Daimio: I thought we were supposed to be fighting monsters, not working with them.
- Hellboy: Who are you calling a monster, pal? Have you looked in the mirror recently?”
Daniel Dae Kim - Major Ben Daimio
David Harbour - Hellboy

“- Zini: This monster's got no teeth! What's he gonna do? Gum us to death?
- Plio: Come on! Look at that sweet little face. Does that look like a monster to you?”

Max Casella - Zini
Alfre Woodard - Plio

“Vermont must be beautiful this time of year...all that snow!”
Vera-Ellen - Judy Haynes

“Did I ever tell you about the time I invented snowboarding? I don't want credit for it, but they just keep giving it to me.”
David Koechner - Stumpy