“- Self-Destruct Voice: This ship will self-destruct in twenty seconds. This is your last chance to push the cancellation button.
- President Skroob: Cancellation button? Hurry!”
Julie Pitkanen - Self-Destruct Voice
Mel Brooks - President Skroob

“Hey, Ryan, be careful what you shoot at. Most things in here don't react too well to bullets.”

Sir Sean Connery - Marko Ramius

“Here's another explosion for your movie, kid.”

Arnold Schwarzenegger - Jack Slater

“I saw a star explode and send out the building blocks of the Universe. Other stars, other planets and eventually other life. A supernova! Creation itself! I was there.”
Dean Stockwell - John Cavil

“- Captain David Trilling: What was that?
- Captain Linda Gilder: It is called an orgasm.”

David Gianopoulos - Captain David Trilling
Brenda Bakke - Captain Linda Gilder