“- Eric Bates: Hang on, I got the key.
- Jack Brown: You got the key? Why didn't you say so?
- Eric Bates: You didn't ask me.”
Scott Schwartz - Eric Bates
Richard Pryor - Jack Brown

“- Uncle Morty: So, Mr. Swann, now that we sat nice, brokebread together, shared a glass of wine, I feel I know you a little.
- Alan Swann: Morty, I feel I know you even better.
- Uncle Morty: Good! Then you won't mind if I ask you a question?”
Lou Jacobi - Uncle Morty
Peter O'Toole - Alan Swann

“He ain't all there is he?”

Dermot Mulroney - Dirty Steve Stephens

“Any question you ever have, the answer you'll find in nature.”
Armin Mueller-Stahl - Doc

“- Mr. George Wilson: How come you ask so many questions?
- Dennis Mitchell: I've only been around for 5 years. There's a lot of stuff I don't know.”
Walter Matthau - Mr. George Wilson
Mason Gamble - Dennis Mitchell