“You oughta kill a man sometime, David. It's... it's liberating.”
Gregory Sierra - Barbosa

“I can understand you being horny and all, Fritz... but you have bad breath.”

Lee Marvin - The Sergeant

“- Charles Newman: I swear, Oscar, if you weren't gay I'd have to kill you.
- Oscar Novak: Gay? I'm not gay. I didn't... gay.”
Dylan McDermott - Charles Newman
Matthew Perry - Oscar Novak

“[Clark punches the Marty Moose statue]
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, what are you doing?
- Clark Griswold: We watch his program... We buy his toys, we go to his movies... he owes us. Doesn't he owe us, huh? He owes the Griswolds, right? Fucking a right he owes us!
- Ellen Griswold: Clark, you're scaring me!”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Chevy Chase - Clark Griswold

“- Ellen Griswold: Gee Cath looks like you really got your hands full.
- Cousin Catherine: Oh, it's not so bad. Eddie says after the baby comes, I can quit one of my night jobs.”
Beverly D'Angelo - Ellen Griswold
Miriam Flynn - Cousin Catherine