“I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kinds of formula. Three different kinds of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kids need.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“The best place to meet a guy is at the supermarket. You see a guy holding a list, you know he's married. He's in the frozen food section carrying a small basket, he's single. I like to hang out by fruits and vegetables, there's a better chance of getting a guy who's healthy.”
Bess Wohl - Rebecca

“Remember you're in France: the customer is always wrong!”
Marion Cotillard - Fanny Chenal

“Christmas shopping, never an easy or a pleasant task.”
Alan Rickman - Harry

You know what a man should never ask in a Victoria's Secret shop? "Does this come in children's sizes?".
Barry Pepper - Frank Slaughtery