“I had to go to four different stores to buy four different kinds of formula. Three different kinds of diapers, bottles, towels, you have no idea how much crap these kidsneed.”
Tom Selleck - Peter Mitchell

“Don't you find shopping boring, though, Ange? Oh, I do, I hate it. He takes me down in the car, and I get me wheelie, Tone, and I whiz in, I grab anything I can see, bung it in me wheelie, he writes me a cheque, we bung it in the car and we bring it home, and then it's done for the week, you know what I mean?”
Alison Steadman - Beverly

“Let's see, do I spend my last night on Earth watchingMom and Dad pretend not to be fighting, or blow ten years worth of allowance at the mall? You do the math.”
Lacey Chabert - Penny Robinson

“- Robert Clayton Dean: I was shopping for some lingerie. That's still legal, isn't it?
- David Pratt: Were you buying that for your wife?
- Robert Clayton Dean: No, I was picking something up for myself, I do a little cross dressing on the weekends. You know, you'd be surprised how a nice pair of edible panties can make a guy feel sexy.”
Will Smith - Robert Clayton Dean
Barry Pepper - David Pratt

“- Julia Biggs: It's okay if I look in the window, just as long as I don't buy.
- Margueritte Coleman: Yeah? Well, don't go shopping with money in your pocket! And you better not be putting anything in the layaway plan, either!”
Whitney Houston - Julia Biggs
Jenifer Lewis - Margueritte Coleman