“If you missed fifth grade graduation because you had jury duty, you might be a redneck.”
Jeff Foxworthy - Jeff Foxworthy

“I've just decided to switch our Friday schedule to Monday, which means that the test we take each Friday on what we learned during the week will now take place on Monday before we've learned it. But since today is Tuesday, it doesn't matter in the slightest. Pencils ready!”
David Battley - Mr. Turkentine

“We don't have time for learning. We need to win. They could lose their scholarships.”

David Selby - Dean Buckley

“I learned more in the 2 months I spent with Mr. Henry and this crew than I learned in 15 years of academic study.”
Owen Wilson - Dignan

“I do have one bit of advice for you though. Take the time in school to learn a foreign language.”
Luke Wilson - Anthony Adams