“- Scoop: Word is they're going to repeal Prohibition. What'll you do then?
- Eliot Ness: I think I'll have a drink.”
Steven Goldstein - Scoop
Kevin Costner - Eliot Ness

“- Porthos: For a chase, the Cardinal recommends his excellent '24 Cabernet. You can't have any, you're too young.
- Athos: Take the reins, boy.”

Oliver Platt - Porthos
Kiefer Sutherland - Athos

“- Abbott: Put that out. There's no smoking in here.
- Costello: What makes you think I'm smoking?
- Abbott: You've got a cigar in your mouth!
- Costello: I've got shoes on... it doesn't mean I'm walking.”
Bud Abbott - Abbott
Lou Costello - Costello

“No smoking, no drinking? What kind of country is this?”
Renaud - Zero

“- Seraph: There are no weapons allowed in this club. At the bottom of this elevator there is a coat check girl and, if we are lucky, a man to check weapons.
- Trinity: And if we are unlucky?
- Seraph: Then there will be many men.”

Collin Chou - Seraph
Carrie-Anne Moss - Trinity