“- Rose DeWitt Bukater: I believe you are blushing, Mr. Big Artiste. I can't imagine Monsieur Monet blushing.
- Jack Dawson: He does landscapes.”

Kate Winslet - Rose Dewitt Bukater
Leonardo DiCaprio - Jack Dawson

“I've been telling my friends it's so cool living with an artist. You never once asked to paint me nude!”
Wendy Schaal - Pamela

“- Kiki: You know that painter that found the stuffed cat? She wants to do a picture of me.
- Jiji: Naked?”
Minami Takayama - Kiki
Rei Sakuma - Jiji

“- Alexander Sebastian: That's almost great.
- Jill Baker: Who painted it?
- Alexander Sebastian: A woman. No man could be so malicious.”
Burgess Meredith - Alexander Sebastian
Merle Oberon - Jill Baker

“- Kevin Langley: I can't sleep. I can't stop thinking about naked women. What about you?
- Mr. Bean: Whistler's Mother.
- Kevin Langley: Well, whatever turns you on!”

Andrew Lawrence - Kevin Langley
Rowan Atkinson - Mr. Bean