“- Bob Alexander: I'm going to kill him.
- Alan Reed: You can't kill a President.
- Bob Alexander: He's not a President. He's an ordinary person. I can kill an ordinary person.”
Frank Langella - Bob Alexander
Kevin Dunn - Alan Reed

“- Vinny Gambini: What's this over here?
- Grits Cook: You never heard of grits?
- Vinny Gambini: Sure, I've heard of grits. I just never actually seen a grit before.”

Joe Pesci - Vinny Gambini
Lou Walker - Grits Cook

“You have no idea how it feels not to be trusted.”

Penelope Cruz - Chloe Sava

“I have a question. Why is it, in these pictures - pictures of aliens, UFOs, the Yeti, Hellboy - why is it they're always out of focus?”

Jeffrey Tambor - Tom Manning

“- Miguel: Look! El Dorado! The city of gold! This could be our destiny! Our fate!
- Tulio: Miguel, if I believed in fate, I wouldn't be playing with loaded dice.”
Sir Kenneth Branagh - Miguel
Kevin Kline - Tulio