“When you are not training, someone else is training, to kick your ass!”
Michelle Rodriguez - Diana Guzman

“Why am I so pretty? And I’m only twenty-two years-old. There is no way I’m supposed to be this great. Look, Alexander the Great conquered the whole world at the age of thirty. And I conquered the world of boxing at twenty-two, without sustaining so much as a scratch.”
Eli Goree - Cassius Clay

“Look at it! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity, man! Let me go out there and let me get one wave, just one wave before you take me in. I mean, come on man, where I am I gonna go? Cliffs on both sides! I'm not gonna paddle my way to New Zealand! Come on, compadre. Come on.”
Patrick Swayze - Bodhi

“- Happy Gilmore: A guy your size, why don't you play a real sport, like football?
- Chubbs: My Momma wouldn't sign the permission slip. Said it might be a little too dangerous.
- Happy Gilmore: Yeah, good call.”
Adam Sandler - Happy Gilmore
Carl Weathers - Chubbs

“- Joanne: Okay. Like shuttleboard.
- James Lennox: It's shufflebaord and no. You gotta think like snooker, poker, and free-rock climbing. This is dangerous shit.”

Polly Shannon - Joanne
Peter Outerbridge - James Lennox