“- Joy: C'mon! Think positive!
- Sadness: Okay...
- Sadness: ... I'm positive that you'll get lost in there!”

Amy Poehler - Joy
Phyllis Smith - Sadness

“I've avoided commitment because I'm afraid I'll be emotionally dominated by my lover or equally sad that I dominate him. I guess that seems kind of strange, huh?”

Shannon Tweed - Dr. Margo Hunt

“Evidence of the ol' glazzies. Nothing up our sleeves. No magic, little Alex. A job for two who are now of job age, the police.”
James Marcus - Georgie

“I like all of God's creatures. I just like some of them better stuffed.”
Gena Rowlands - Ramona Calvert

When you're more mature, you do start telling the truth, in odd situations. "I'm sorry, I've broken a glass here. Is that expensive? I'll pay for it. I'm sorry". And you do that so that people in the room might go, "What a strong personality that person has. I like to have sex with people with strong personalities".
Eddie Izzard - Himself