“I never get wounded.”
Sonny Tufts - Kansas

“- Mrs. Nordberg: Oh, my poor Nordberg! He was such a good man, Frank. He never wanted to hurt anyone. Who would do such a thing?
- Ed Hocken: It's hard to tell.
- Frank Drebin: A roving gang of thugs, a blackmailer, an angry husband, a gay lover...”

Susan Beaubian - Mrs. Nordberg
George Kennedy - Ed Hocken
Leslie William Nielsen - Frank Drebin

“- Joe: Ah, the dog likes you.
- Gary: She has a lot of scars.
- Joe: Yeah, but all the others... all the others are dead.”
Nicolas Cage - Joe
Tye Sheridan - Gary

“- Sven: What do we do with this guy?
- Brodski: I promised the professor that we take this guy alive. After you blow him all to hell, put one in his leg so we can tell the professor we tried.”
Thomas Seniuk - Sven
Peter Mensah - Brodski

“- Spence: You worried about saving your own skin?
- Sam: I am. It covers my body.”
Sean Bean - Spence
Robert De Niro - Sam