“- David Sloan: You know, you should be more careful...
- Megan Laurence: Fuck you! Keep your opinions to yourself.
- David Sloan: You know, a simple 'thank you' would do.
- Megan Laurence: Yeah, okay. Thank you, asshole.”

Sasha Mitchell - David Sloan
Michele Krasnoo - Megan Laurence

“- Hildy Johnson: You are no longer my husband and no longer my boss. And you're not going to be my boss.
- Walter Burns: All right, take it. Work for somebody else. That's the gratitude I get.”
Rosalind Russell - Hildy Johnson
Cary Grant - Walter Burns

“You are a lot of cowards to go against him. He has done nothing against you and he never has and you know it well. How some of you, you smug-faced hypocrites, can sit in the same chapel with him I cannot tell.”

Sara Allgood - Mrs. Morgan

“Yo, you better stop hittin' me like that man. I'll bust your ass just like Craig did. Knock your eye straight!”
Sticky Fingaz - Tyrone

“Kids, dadblast 'em! They're gonna lead you to ruin. That's what they're gonna do, lead you to ruin. They cry at you when they're young, they yell at you when they're older, they borrow from you when they're middle-aged and they leave you alone to die.”
Ray Walston - Poopdeck Pappy