“Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker every year? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas? It's a skill game Jo.”

Matt Damon - Mike McDermott

“You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: why don't you give me half the money your were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!”
Wallace Shawn - Marty

“- Clive: [mockingly] I'll make you a deal. You just let me make another 500 bucks tonight, Ok. Then, I'll give you your body back because it soooo important to you.
- Clive: Waa waa I'm crying about my body... And then, you can just loan it to me every other weekend so I can pay off some gambling debts.”
Rachel McAdams - Clive\Jessica

“- Smokey: I won, gimme my money.
- Deebo: What money!
- Smokey: I lost.”
Chris Tucker - Smokey
Tommy 'Tiny' Lister - Deebo

“- Jack: Betting money on terminal cases? Even Manson would call bullshit on this freak show! Get out of here! God!
- Dorff: Free country! Love it or leave it!”
Steve Zahn - Jack
Jay Leggett - Dorff