“- John Bender: You get along with your parents?
- Andrew Clark: Well, if I say yes I'm an idiot, right?
- John Bender: You're an idiot anyway. But if you say you get along with your parents, well, you're a liar too.”
Judd Nelson - John Bender
Emilio Estevez - Andrew Clark

“Suppose your parents are unhappy with you. It's good for them. It develops character.”
Monty Woolley - Sheridan Whiteside

“The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents.”
William Demarest - Constable Edmund Kockenlocker

“Hey, you want some good parental advice? Don't listen to me.”

Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm

“- Sarah Harding: This isn't hunting, Ian, it's searching. They're looking for their infant.
- Ian Malcolm: Let's not disappoint them.”

Julianne Moore - Sarah Harding
Jeff Goldblum - Ian Malcolm