“Not that bad? Except the color's wrong, the collar's wrong, the material's a nightmare from hell. It's cut badly, it itches, and it's not me. But all of that can be fixed.”
Shelley Lee Long - Phyllis Nefler

“- Lundsford: You actually chose the Marines because they had the best uniforms?
- Rene Gagnon: No sense being a hero if you don't look like one.”
Scott Eastwood - Lundsford
Jesse Bradford - Rene Gagnon

“- Wolverine: You actually go outside in these things?
- Cyclops: Well, what would you prefer, yellow spandex?”

Hugh Jackman - Wolverine
James Marsden - Cyclops

“You've got a heart of gold. You've got the constitution of an ox. And you've got pants... of thunder.”
Ned Beatty - Gen. Ed Sheppard

“- Ed: What's that stuff they're putting in the burgers?
- Dexter Reed: I don't know... but I'll bet you that's what makes those burgers grow so big.
- Ed: We should get some of that stuff for Good Burger.
- Dexter Reed: No, man! That stuff's got to be illegal.”

Kel Mitchell - Ed
Kenan Thompson - Dexter Reed