“I feel like Nancy Drew in the mystery of the mid-life crisis.”
Roger Bart - Roger Bannister

“- Deborah: I have something to get you out of your midlife crisis.
- Nick: That can only mean a full-body vibrator!”

Bette Midler - Deborah
Woody Allen - Nick

“You write a screenplay without conflict or crisis you'll bore your audience to tears.”
Nicolas Cage - Robert McKee

“- Kermit the Frog: Another crisis solved.
- Robin the Frog: Yeah, there sure are a lot of us here.
- Kermit the Frog: Well, all families start to come together.
- Robin the Frog: We always get together at Christmas.
- Kermit the Frog: Yeah, life would just pass in a blur if it weren't for times like this.”
Jim Henson - Kermit the Frog
Jerry Nelson - Robin the Frog

“It's typical of my career that in the great crisis of life, I should stand flanked by two incompetent alcoholics.”
John Barrymore - Oscar Jaffe