“- Al Burnett: Are you telling me that NASA's prime receiving station has absolutely no idea where Apollo 11 is?
- Glenn Latham: Yeah - it's on its way to the moon.”
Patrick Warburton - Al Burnett
Tom Long - Glenn Latham

“I'm afraid we didn't do a very good job of looking after the place while you were away.”

George Clooney - Augustine

“Anybody hungry? Oh, the marvels of American science. Here we are millions of miles from earth, and we can still send out for pizza.”
Sam Waterston - Peter Willis

“Space... a universe of mystery. Well, today, the mystery will be unveiled. Thanks to science, we know the universe is nearly 500 miles long, and it contains -- you're not going to believe this -- over 1,000 stars.”
Justin Long - Lem

“In international diplomacy, the shortest distance between two points is never a straight line.”
Sydney Greenstreet - Colonel Robinson