“If you want to be with someone who doesn't appreciate what a good thing he's got that's 100% your business.
I just thought you'd be smart enough to know you deserve better.”
Mario - Miles Darby

“No no, little boy! We mustn't sit on the chair. Do you know why? Because this is a priceless, irreplaceable piece of fine art from another millennium. And you... are a not-quite-formed, piece of temporary plasmic rubbish taking up space on this already overcrowded planet!”

Jeff Bridges - Rupert

“- Dash: You guys suck.
- Sam Simms: We suck, ya hear that Luke? We suck, alright, we suck! Let's make a sucky left turn here.”
Blake Boyd - Dash
Sinbad - Sam Simms

“- Royal Tenenbaum: I've always been considered an asshole for about as long as I can remember. That's just my style. But I'd really feel blue if I didn't think you were going to forgive me.
- Henry Sherman: I don't think you're an asshole, Royal. I just think you're kind of a son of a bitch.
- Royal Tenenbaum: Well, I really appreciate that.”
Gene Hackman - Royal Tenenbaum
Danny Glover - Henry Sherman

“- Loki: My mother want to know if you fall from the sky with jellyfish, but I tell her you wash upon sand like garbage.
- Nick Gunar: Thank you.”
Charlotte Lewis - Loki
Dolph Lundgren - Nick Gunar