“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: You've always been really open with me, and I'd like to be open with you, too. You're a cunt.
- Angela Stone: But extremely well dressed.
- Carol: Thank you.
- Angela Stone: You're welcome.”
Tuesday Weld - Kate
Nita Talbot - Angela
Pamela Bellwood - Carol

“Annie! I wanna take you to the zoo! Yeah, they'll thank me for returnin' you!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“I'm afraid if I shared your wine, I might catch this awful disease you appear to have.”

William Richert - Bob Pigeon

“You can flush your manhood down the toilet.”

Rick Zumwalt - Joshua