“I wouldn't dance with you even if you didn't look like a sabertooth tiger. Bitch!”

Mario Joyner - Tom McNeal

“- Kate Linville Holroyd: You've always been really open with me, and I'd like to be open with you, too. You're a cunt.
- Angela Stone: But extremely well dressed.
- Carol: Thank you.
- Angela Stone: You're welcome.”
Tuesday Weld - Kate
Nita Talbot - Angela
Pamela Bellwood - Carol

“Annie! I wanna take you to the zoo! Yeah, they'll thank me for returnin' you!”
Rodney Dangerfield - Chester Lee

“- Ace: Chambers, you little faggot. This is your last chance. What do you say, kid?
- Chris: Why don't you go home and fuck your mother some more?
- Ace: You're dead.”
Kiefer Sutherland - Ace Merrill
River Phoenix - Chris Chambers

“If my dog had a face like yours I'd shave his ass and teach him to walk backwards.”
Christian Slater - Brian Kelly