“If you can't get it in real life, you might as well get it on the job, right?”

Theresa Randle - Girl 6

“- Nat Serling: Did you want to become a medic?
- Monfriez: Wanted to hump a nurse once, does that count?”
Denzel Washington - Nat Serling
Lou Diamond Phillips - Monfriez

“- Bud Macintosh: Russel! How'd you get a job?
- Russell: Fucking President Clinton.
- Doyle Johnson: You had sex with President Clinton?”
Pauly Shore - Bud Macintosh
Taylor Negron - Russell
Stephen Baldwin - Doyle Johnson

“Billy, you know, you don't have to be embarrassed if your dick gets hard. Your dick is supposed to get hard. See? That's the whole object of this. Taggart's dick is hard, but he won't let you know 'cause he's the boss. Boss' dick got to stay limp, right? See, I ain't on duty so my dick can be hard.”

Eddie Murphy - Axel Foley

“- Summer Hathaway: You want me to be a groupie?
- Dewey Finn: Well, groupie is an important job.
- Summer Hathaway: I researched groupies on the Internet. They sleep with the band!”
Miranda Cosgrove - Summer Hathaway
Jack Black - Dewey Finn