“- John Garrett: You've got a real attitude problem.
- Danny Garrett: Well, I guess that's genetic, dad!”
Terence Knox - John Garrett
Paul Scherrer - Danny Garrett

“What's the matter? You're pacing like an expectant father with the clap.”
Bill Murray - Tripper

“- Lillian Meechum: Your father is very nervous about this game. Look at me, young lady! Look at me! You've got to interpret the signals he gives off!
- Mary Anne Meechum: No problem! He always gives off the signals of a psychopathic killer, so it really doesn't matter how you interpret them!”
Blythe Danner - Lillian Meechum
Lisa Jane Persky - Mary Anne Meechum

“- Gru: I'm a father now, with responsibilities, and a legitimate businessman. I'm developing a delicious line of jams and jellies.
- Silas: Jams and jellies?
- Gru: Oh, attitude. That's right! So thanks, but no thanks. And here's a tip: instead of tasing people and kidnapping them, maybe you should give them a call! Good day, Mr. Sheepsbutt.”

Steve Carrell - Gru
Steve Coogan - Silas

“It's not how you look but how you act that counts in this world.”

Victor Potel - Mr. McKeewie