“That is pitiful! That is goddamn pitiful! How long you been shootin'? What are you going to do if you catch a perp running out of a liquor store, wave your written exam scores at him?”

James Caan - Matthew Sykes

“- James Bond: Construction isn't exactly my speciality.
- M: Quite the opposite, in fact.”
Pierce Brosnan - James Bond
Dame Judi Dench - M

“I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and I turned it on itself.”

Heath Ledger - Joker

“- Lady Margaret Carstairs: I shall report you both to Scotland Yard.
- Inspector Lestrade: ...But I am Scotland Yard.”
Mary Forbes - Lady Margaret Carstairs
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade

“- Prof. William Kilbane: You come pounding on this door again and I'll have the law on you.
- Inspector Lestrade: I am the law.
- Prof. William Kilbane: Then stop barging in and out of my room like a chambermaid.”
Frederick Worlock - Prof. William Kilbane
Dennis Hoey - Inspector Lestrade