“We're gonna be french fries! Human french fries!”
Suze Lanier-Bramlett - Brenda Carter

“- Pantucci: They're catching up, we gotta slow 'em down!
- Hanover: The only way to slow 'em down is to feed 'em!
- Pantucci: Feed 'em? The only thing I got is a wet stick of gum and a breath mint!”

Kevin J. O'Connor - Joey Pantucci
Wes Studi - Hanover

“- George: Come to our house, we'll barbecue.
- Brie: Barbecue? Okay, let's live dangerously.
- George: Our food may not be great but it's not dangerous.”
Charles Grodin - George Newton
Patricia Heaton - Brie

“Now hear this. It is dangerous to leave moisturising cream in the refrigerator, as it could be mistaken for mayonaisse. That is all.”
Richard R. Grant - Clifford

“- Lee: These men are Triads. The most deadly gang in China.
- Carter: You think they scare me? I'm from Los Angeles, man. We invented gangs!”
Jackie Chan - Lee
Chris Tucker - Carter